Why is it called ``Wonka''?

The Virtual Machine project was started by 's Chief Technology Officer Steven Buytaert, and the first printouts bore the heading, ``Willy Wonka and the Object Factory'', after his favourite film. The name stuck, and let's face it: the world already has all the coffee-based puns it needs.

And who are OSwald and Rudolph?

We're not allowed to tell you who Uncle Oswald is, sorry.

Rudolph, as we all know, is a member of a race of quadrapeds to be found in the extreme North. His red nose is attributed to a taste for schnapps (his brethren get their kicks from Fly Agaric). What any of this has to to with AWT, Santa alone knows.

Etc.

I'm considering using FAQ-O-Matic for this ...