Andreas Knab knabar at
Fri Aug 7 06:44:56 PDT 1998

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> Are you now or have you ever been in the FBI files?
> The answer is, most likely, Yes!  Just about everyone has their own
FBI file.
> How do we know?  The authors did research under the Freedom of
Information Act.  It shows that government agencies do not like being
held accountable to the public and resist the efforts of citizens who
seek information about their activities.
> First about the FBI filing system.  It was created to deter anybody
from getting full information.  The FBI uses many record systems. 
They created what is called "Main Files" with four classifications:
> 	* Personal
> 	* Administrative
> 	* Applicant (for government employees)
> 	* Investigative
> To further confuse us, the FBI created 210 classification numbers
besides the files called "Confidential," "Secret," and "Top Secret." 
Here are some of the classification numbers and the categories they
stand for:
> 	#3 - Overthrow or Destruction of the Government
> 	#5 - Income Tax
> 	#17 - Veteran Administration Matters
> 	#23 - Prohibition (Maybe your Grandfather is here.)
> 	#40 - Passport and Visa Matters
> 	#47 - Impersonation
> 	#49 - National Bankruptcy Act
> 	#64 - Foreign (This one is interesting.  Intelligence information
about citizens of foreign countries!)
> 	#72 - Obstruction of Criminal Justice
> 	#85 - Home Owner Loan Corporation
> 	#162 - Interstate Gambling Activities
> 	#183 - Racketeer-Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (You know
this one -- RICO.)
> There is a specific system of numbering documents.  It was not easy
for the investigative team to decipher and decode how the numbering
relates to everyone.  Your FBI ID number most likely consists of three
sets of numbers. For example:  100-15375-17
> 	100 - marks the document as part of a domestic security
> 	15375 - indicates the document investigation number.  These two
sets of numbers together creates a "case number."
> 	17 - a numeric labeling, but to confuse everyone, it could be an
incoming or outgoing document.
> But, we have the solution.  An awesome publication, "FBI Files,"  is
now available.  As a bonus, we created a letter for you which covers
all possible requests so none of the information is missing when you
get your file.
> Here is how it works.  If you don't ask for it, you don't get it. 
That's a LAW!  But, if you know what to ask for, you MUST get it. 
That's also a LAW! Our researchers spent twenty years just uncovering
what to ask for.
> Today, if you ask for your file without being specific, you may be
brushed off with questions as to which main file, subfile,  or some
very strange, cryptic language and code names such as "Elsurs Logs,"
"MISUR," "TESUR," "FOIA," Document Classification Reveiw Unit known as
"CRU," and so on.
> Who has an FBI file?
> 	* All Criminals
> 	* Organized Crime Members
> 	* Government Employees
> 	* Celebrities
> 	* Foreigners who became U.S. Citizens
> 	* All Foreigners with Green Cards
> 	* Foreign Nationals	
> 	* Members of Interest Groups
> 	* Everyone involved in Counter-Intelligence
> 	* Black Nationalist hate groups
> 	* Internal Security
> 	* All Politicians
> 	* Everyone with any kind of Police Record
> 	* All Professionals who are fingerprinted for a specific profession
-- example, Real Estate Agents
> 	* All Fugitives
> 	* Computer Hackers and Flamers
> We believe that everyone today has an FBI file!
> The book, "FBI Files," gives you detailed information on how you can
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not release these voluntarily.  You may have to jump through some
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entitled to get ANY information unless it is subject to national
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> "FBI Files" is 226 pages of detailed information and instructions.
When you read your own FBI files, you may be shocked to learn that
your local police have a wiretap and surveillance on you.  You may
find out your neighbor is an informant.  You may even find out your
garbage was picked up by the FBI and derogatory information put in
your file.  By the way, if you find any derogatory information which
is not yours but appears in your file, you can sue the government for
huge sums of money!
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> ......Here's a BONUS for you........
> You will receive a letter created by our Research Dept. in which you
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